It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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