There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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