good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Two words: blizzard sex
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
i out mim tonsoeep
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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