Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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