Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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