But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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