the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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