do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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