it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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