Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do vagina's smell?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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