Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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