Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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