what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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