We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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