thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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