we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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