What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Terrible idea I love it
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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