yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Enjoy the penises
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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