We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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