Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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