wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
