it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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