there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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