youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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