She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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