How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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