i just google imaged poop.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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