listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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