I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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