Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Randomize
