So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i came on her dog
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
