So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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