Me too!
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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