Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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