dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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