i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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