Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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