Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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