Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I need to align my fucking chakras
Randomize
