fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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