so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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