do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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