But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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