I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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