do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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