I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Alive.
So much puke
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Randomize