my phone needs a breathalizer
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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