i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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