Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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