sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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