You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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