We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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