I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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