just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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