i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
