did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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