Christians are straight up FREAKS
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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