Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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